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Southern Census Form

First name: (Check appropriate box)                         Occupation:

  [  ]   Billy-Bob            [  ] Bobby-Ann [  ] Farmer      [  ] Hair Dresser

  [  ]   Billy-Jack           [  ] Bobby-Beth N/A   Honest Politician   [  ] Mechanic

  [  ]   Billy-Joe     [  ]   Bobby-Ellen [  ] Waitress    [  ] Unemployed

  [  ]   Billy-Mae           [  ] Bobby-Jo

  [  ]   Billy-Sue            [  ] Bobby-Lee

  [  ]   Billy-Ray     [  ]   Bobby-Sue

 

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)                        Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ (if unsure, guess)

 

Shoe Size:                         Left ____                         Right ____                         Not Applicable ____

 

Spouse's Name: __________________________

 

2nd Spouse's Name: _______________________

 

3rd Spouse's Name: _______________________

 

Relationship to Spouse(s): (Check all that apply)

     [  ]   Aunt [  ] Brother

     [  ] Cousin        [  ] Daughter

     [  ]   Father     [  ]   Mother

     [  ]   Pet  [  ] Sister

     [  ]   Son [  ] Uncle

 

 

Lover's Name: ____________________________

 

2nd Lover's Name: ________________________

 

Relationship to Lover(s): (Check all that apply)

     [  ]   Aunt [  ] Brother

     [  ] Cousin        [  ] Daughter

     [  ]   Father     [  ]   Mother

     [  ]   Pet  [  ] Sister

     [  ]   Son [  ] Uncle

 

Number of children living in household: ___

 

Number of children living on premises: ___

 

Number that are yours: ____ (probable number acceptable)

 

 

Mother's Name: _______________________  (if known)

 

Father's Name: ________________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

 

Education:  1  2  3  4  5   (Circle highest grade completed)

 

 

SOUTHERN CENSUS FORM

(page 2)

 

 

Do you  own [  ]   or rent [  ]  your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

 

Total number of vehicles you own ____                        Total number of vehicles on your land ____

 

Number of vehicles that still crank ____                         Number of vehicles on cement blocks ____

 

Number of vehicles in front yard ____                        Number of vehicles in back yard ____

 

 

Where you keep firearms:  (Check all that apply)

 

     [  ] Bathroom   [  ] Bedroom

     [  ] Kitchen       [  ] Shed

     [  ] Tractor        [  ] Truck

     [  ]   All of the above

 

Model and year of your pickup: _____________________ 194__

 

Do you have a gun rack?

     [  ]   Yes [  ] No  If no, please explain:_________________

 

Newspapers/magazines you read:

     [  ]   The National Enquirer     [  ] The Globe

     [  ]   TV Guide         [  ] Soap Opera Digest

     [  ]   Rifle and Shotgun

 

Number of times you've seen a UFO ____

 

Number of times you've seen Elvis ____

 

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO ____

 

Number of times you've been abducted by a UFO ____

 

How often do you bathe:                        Color of teeth:

     [  ] Weekly       [  ] Yellow         [  ] Brownish-Yellow

     [  ] Monthly       [  ] Brown [  ] Black

     [  ]   Not Applicable [  ]   Not Applicable

 

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

     [  ]   Red-Man

     [  ]   Other

 

How far is your home from a paved road?

     [  ]   1 mile

     [  ]   2 miles

     [  ]   don't know

     [  ]   Never seen a paved road